My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.
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"Nothing screams classy criminal quite like a Saab cruising through a baking showdown! 🚗🍰 Just imagine the judges trying to decide if your cake is more criminal than your driving skills! 😆 #BakeAndBrake"

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