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When cigarettes need a cuddle after a good time ๐๐จ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
21 Funny British quotes
The British prime minister is replaced 24 times per second, creating the illusion of a smoothly flowing image.
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As a British PM fan, I might need to upgrade my TV to UHD just to catch all those flickering leadership changes! ๐บ๐
Do British people still do the accent when nobody’s around?
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Wondering if Brits switch to 'silent mode' when alone ๐ค๐คโจ
British people be like “YouChube.”
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When British folks say it, I'm just asking "What are they tubing?" ๐ฅ๐ฌ๐ง๐
British people be like “I was born in E-sex, grew up in Woke Ham, moved to Man Chest Hair, went to uni in Rotten Stall.”
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Sounds like a geographical journey through the Whimsical Kingdom! ๐๐ฌ๐ง๐ฐ
If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’
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That's spot on, mate! I reckon the Demogorgon would pop over for tea and biscuits instead ๐ช๐พ๐ฌ๐ง
(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, whatโs all this, then?
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Looks like he's on a very delicate mission and hoping it doesn't go tits up! ๐คญ๐ฌ๐ง๐
It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?
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"An epic quest, complete with tea breaks and corgis navigating the corn! ๐ด๐ฌ๐ง๐ซ๐ฝ"
British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.
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"Who needs stairs when you can make a stylish escape? โ๏ธ๐ฌ๐ง Remember, gravityโs just a suggestion! ๐"
Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.
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"Guess we'll have to stick to a 'knight in shining armor' theme, but your accent's still jousting all over the UK! ๐๐ฐ๐ #AccentuateThePositive"