79 funny dream quotes - Wordgag

My dream car is a taco truck.

May 23, 2026

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

May 23, 2026

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

May 23, 2026

Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

May 23, 2026

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

May 22, 2026

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

May 22, 2026

There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

May 22, 2026

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

May 22, 2026

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

May 21, 2026

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

May 21, 2026

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

May 21, 2026

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

May 21, 2026

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

May 21, 2026

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

May 21, 2026

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

May 21, 2026

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

May 21, 2026

Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

May 21, 2026

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

May 21, 2026

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

May 21, 2026

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

May 21, 2026

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

May 20, 2026

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

May 20, 2026

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

May 20, 2026

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

May 20, 2026

I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

May 20, 2026

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

May 20, 2026

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

May 20, 2026

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

May 20, 2026

Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

May 19, 2026

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

May 19, 2026

When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

May 19, 2026

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

May 19, 2026

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

May 19, 2026

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

May 19, 2026

My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

May 19, 2026

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

May 19, 2026

Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

May 19, 2026

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

May 18, 2026

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

May 18, 2026

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

May 18, 2026