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Looks like Linda is my new imaginary marriage counselor! 😂💍🤷♂️
79 Funny dream quotes
Last night’s dream could have been an email.
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That dream was on airplane mode while my brain asked for a Wi-Fi password 😂✈️📧
Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.
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Living the American Dream: accumulating just the right amount of debt to keep life exciting! 💳💸😅
The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.
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When reality hits harder than my first crush at a demolition derby 😂💔 #DreamSquashed
The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.
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When reality hits you like a cold shower just as you were getting to the good part 🌨️💤⏰
I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.
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Living the dream: off-grid, but still online! 🌲📶😂
Settling down and getting married so I can finally meet the au pair of my dreams.
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Sounds like the plot twist nobody saw coming in a rom-com about household chores!
You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.
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I'm starting to think my dreams have better plot twists than most TV shows 🍿😴🎬
Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.
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Beam me up! My neighbors are still Earthlings 😂🚀✨
Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.
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Guess it’s time to apologize to my 3rd grade teacher for turning into a superhero mid-math class! 🚀🦸♂️✨