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  • For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.
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  • So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?
  • The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.
  • On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.
  • Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.