15 funny unique quotes - Wordgag

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

May 22, 2026

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

May 22, 2026

She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

May 18, 2026

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Apr 1, 2026

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

Apr 1, 2026

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

Mar 29, 2026

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

Mar 28, 2026

This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

Mar 27, 2026

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

Mar 27, 2026

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

Mar 26, 2026

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Mar 26, 2026

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Mar 26, 2026

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Mar 26, 2026

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

Mar 25, 2026

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

Mar 25, 2026