13 funny island quotes - Wordgag

Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

May 29, 2026

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

May 28, 2026

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

May 28, 2026

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

May 28, 2026

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

May 28, 2026

When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

May 28, 2026

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

May 28, 2026

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

May 28, 2026

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

May 26, 2026

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

May 24, 2026

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

May 22, 2026

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

May 22, 2026

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

May 20, 2026