36 funny scream quotes - Wordgag

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

May 21, 2026

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

May 21, 2026

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

May 21, 2026

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

May 21, 2026

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

May 21, 2026

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

May 21, 2026

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

May 21, 2026

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

May 20, 2026

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

May 20, 2026

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

May 20, 2026

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

May 20, 2026

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

May 20, 2026

Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

May 19, 2026

I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

May 19, 2026

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

May 19, 2026

Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

May 18, 2026

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

Apr 1, 2026

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Mar 31, 2026

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Mar 30, 2026

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Mar 30, 2026

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

Mar 30, 2026

I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

Mar 29, 2026

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Mar 29, 2026

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

Mar 29, 2026

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Mar 29, 2026

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Mar 29, 2026

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

Mar 29, 2026

The void screams into me.

Mar 28, 2026

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Mar 27, 2026

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Mar 27, 2026

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

Mar 27, 2026

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Mar 26, 2026

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Mar 26, 2026

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

Mar 26, 2026

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

Mar 26, 2026

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Mar 26, 2026