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  • Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.
  • People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.
  • I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.
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  • I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.
  • If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.