If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Ah, the timeless wisdom of college life – where painful lessons are learned both in and out of the classroom! 🌶️🎓 Remember, folks: knowledge is power, and pepper spray is just a temporary inconvenience! 😅 #CollegeLifeLessons Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot. A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get. Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place. I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper. He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.
