If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Talk about a holy 'missionary position'! 😂🙏📖" Related funny posts 🤝 Thinking of starting a religion around cheese. I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look. This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water. The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism. I bet God still calls it Twitter.