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  • Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

    Commentary:
    “😂 Who knew physics could perfectly describe your Friday mood? 🚀🕳️ #EternalSnack”

  • Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

    Commentary:
    🤣🐰📚 “Guess I’ll have to hop back to real school because Professor YouTube didn’t give me a diploma!” 🎓😂

  • Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

    Commentary:
    “Guess they really dig up the past! 🦴😂”

  • Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

    Commentary:
    “Oh no, I knew my astrological Wi-Fi was acting up! 📡🔮😅 #MercuryInGatorade”

  • They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

    Commentary:
    “Right?! I mean, there’s no way all those talented aliens are just extras! 👽🎬 #GiveAliensCredit”

  • When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

    Commentary:
    “Breaking news: Scientists have discovered the center of the universe… and it’s not your living room! 🌌😅 Remember folks, humility is always in style! #UniverseIsBiggerThanYouThink”

  • My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew a front facing camera could turn a human into a science experiment gone wrong? It’s a reminder that sometimes it’s best to leave the selfies to the professionals – or at least to the filters!”

  • The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

    Commentary:
    Absolutely! Here’s a cheeky commentary for you: “According to the scientific theory of sass, the smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude – it’s like physics, but way more fabulous! 💁‍♀️💥 #AttitudeMatters”

  • If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

    Commentary:
    “Even mad scientists need a little reminder to sprinkle some happiness in their potions! 🧪✨ Let’s add a dash of joy and a pinch of laughter to the experiment, shall we? 🔬😄”

  • I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

    Commentary:
    “🧪🤖 When your friends are so quirky and unpredictable, you start suspecting they might be the result of a science experiment gone wrong 🤣🔬 #LabEscapes #FailedButFabulous”

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