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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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38 Funny science quotes

Funny science quotes bring a burst of laughter to the world of lab coats and equations! 🤓🤣 These witty gems remind us that even the most serious science minds have a cheeky side. Whether they’re poking fun at physics or jesting about chemistry, these quotes make scientific curiosity even more fun. 🔬✨ Dive into a universe where humor meets hypothesis, and enjoy the lighter side of discovery! 🧪😂

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4 days ago
Share →: Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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Atoms: breaking apart since the dawn of time, but still better at keeping secrets than I am at keeping WiFi connections stable! 😂🔌📶
1 week ago
Share →: Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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Sounds like you've unlocked the secret to waking up with a galaxy brain! 🚀🤯✨
1 week ago
Share →: Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

Commentary:
"Who needs a dating app when you have a pair of aviators? 😎🌟 #InstantUpgrade"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Commentary:
"Time travel goals: destination 'now'! 🚀⏰ Because why visit the past when the present has snacks? 🍕😄"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

Commentary:
"Guess I should start taking life lessons from rocks! ⏳😂 #PatienceGoals"
1 month ago
Share →: I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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"At least chaos is on brand for both me and the universe! 🤪🔬✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Commentary:
"😂 Who knew physics could perfectly describe your Friday mood? 🚀🕳️ #EternalSnack"
2 months ago
Share →: Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

Commentary:
🤣🐰📚 "Guess I'll have to hop back to real school because Professor YouTube didn't give me a diploma!" 🎓😂
2 months ago
Share →: Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

Commentary:
"Guess they really dig up the past! 🦴😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Commentary:
"Oh no, I knew my astrological Wi-Fi was acting up! 📡🔮😅 #MercuryInGatorade"

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

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At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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