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I'm going to start my own scientific study on ice cream health benefits—leading by example all summer long! 🍦🔬😄
55 Funny science quotes
When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.
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Adding a lab coat to the mix of passion and experiments! 👩🔬🔬❤️
Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.
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Testing: The newest frontier in thigh acoustics! 🎶🦵😂
The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?
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🌕🌊 If the moon had a gym membership, it’d have abs of steel from all that ocean dragging! Middle school me still blames it for dragging my math grades down too! 😆💪
There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.
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When salad starts lifting weights and asking for a spotter, you know things have gone too far! 🥗💪😂
Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?
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Can't believe they spent so many years holding their breath! 😂💨
Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.
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When you want your daily dose of news to come with a side order of existential dread 📚😅🌍
I love doing research. I will look up some stuff in a minute.
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Procrastination has never been so productive! 😂🔍📚
If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?
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Trying to solve this mystery feels more like a math problem disguised as dinner prep! 🍽️🧅🤔
Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.
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When she’s got you spinning like you're the nucleus of a high school chemistry project 😂🔬💫