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  • Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.
  • I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.
  • Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”
  • You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.
  • Multitask? I can barely unitask.
  • Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.