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“Ah, the eternal egg conundrum! 🍳🤔 Just remember, eggs don’t come with a best before date imprinted on them like a secret code. It’s all about the float test: if they sink, they’re wink-wink 😉, but if they float, it’s a firm nope! 🥚⛵️ Don’t let those eggs go rogue and turn into a science project, unless you’re looking for a new pet bacteria!
How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?
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