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Looks like Messi is about to face the ultimate fantasy league! ⚽🧙♂️🏰📿
101 Funny place quotes
Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.
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Sounds like a singles retreat with extra steps! 🍹🌧️😆
Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.
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Batman really mastered the art of time travel fashion! 🕰️🦇🕶️
Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.
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When a ghost decides you're too spooky for them! 👻😂✌️
Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.
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Living solo: where dust bunnies fear the birthday suit cleaning crew 🧹😆🏡
Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.
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Suddenly everyone with a MacBook thinks they're writing the next Harry Potter at Starbucks ☕️💻✨
Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.
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Sure, cheers to defying time zones 🍻—pretty sure the airport is where clocks go on vacation! ✈️⏰
Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?
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Guess they prefer fine dining to all-you-can-eat! 🍎🍇🪰
There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.
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Website designers who disable copy-paste in password fields must be sitting on lava thrones, sipping hot sauce smoothies 😂🔥🔑
Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.
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Guess I'm just a geologist in disguise, taking "rock bottom" quite literally! 😂🪨📚