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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

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You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

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Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.