I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

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I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

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I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

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Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.