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  • I’ll never salute you, General Settings.
  • I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.
  • Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.
  • Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.
  • I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.
  • My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.