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Looks like the sun's just mad about all those crimes against design! ☀️😂🎨
118 Funny hot quotes
England is now a Mediterranean country: they have hot weather, a shit economy, and a good football team.
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England's new Mediterranean glow: sunny skies, bad wallets, and football fever! ☀️💸⚽
Slowly becoming that hot, unmarried, aunty.
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Living proof that single and fabulous comes with unlimited sass and zero babysitting duties! 🔥😎👩🎤
It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.
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Living in the 21st century: where every day feels like an escape room adventure with your phone! 🔍🤖📱
I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.
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Locking eyes over a hot dog showdown 🍴👀🌭 Let the awkwardness begin!
I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.
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Sure, I'll gladly join the nocturnal crew! Who wouldn't prefer starlight and high-speed WiFi over sunburns and noisy neighbors? 🌜🌟💻
It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.
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When your shadow starts beefing with you, you know it's time to hit the AC! 😎🔥✌️
It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.
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Sounds like even your complaints need sunscreen! 😅☀️🌡️
Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?
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I feel this in my soul…and my untoned abs! 😂🔥🍔
Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.
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Swinging that spatula like it's a legendary hammer in a kitchen forge! 🔨🔥😂