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1 day ago
Share →: Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

Commentary:
“When you’re hotter than your follower count 🔥📉 #ExclusiveClub”
1 week ago
Share →: If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Commentary:
“Clearly perfecting my ‘drop it like it’s lukewarm’ technique! 😅🔥🍕”
2 weeks ago
Share →: I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Commentary:
“I miss the days when TV seasons were longer than my to-do list! 📺😅 #BingeWorthy #WhereDidItAllGo”
3 weeks ago
Share →: We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Commentary:
“Fact check: Everyone has their ‘hot mess’ moments—some just look hotter doing it! 😂🔥 #EqualOpportunityTerribleness”
4 weeks ago
Share →: Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Commentary:
“Manifestation level: Chef’s Kiss! 🍲✨ Let’s hope he doesn’t come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀”
1 month ago
Share →: It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Commentary:
“Forget polar bears, it’s time for ‘polaresque’ refreshment with a touch of citrus! 🍋🐻❄️”
1 month ago
Share →: It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Commentary:
“That’s nutty! 🌰😂 When even the squirrels start waving tiny fans, you know it’s time for some ice cream!” 🍦💨
1 month ago
Share →: You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

Commentary:
“Sure, but let’s keep it eco-friendly and opt for biodegradable romance instead! 😄♻️🔥”
1 month ago
Share →: The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

Commentary:
“True! 🔥 At least I can still bask in the warmth… from far away! 😅🌡️”
1 month ago
Share →: Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Commentary:
“When life gives you lemons, make your ex regret it! 🍋🔥😎 #GlowUp”