11 funny hot dog quotes - Wordgag

I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

May 30, 2026

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

May 30, 2026

I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

May 28, 2026

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

May 27, 2026

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

May 27, 2026

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

May 24, 2026

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

May 23, 2026

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

May 22, 2026

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

May 22, 2026

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

May 22, 2026

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

May 19, 2026