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When you love your job so much, you make it your… major 🍆🏫😂
Funny major quotes
Philosophy majors be like, “I got a thought due tomorrow.”
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Deep thoughts and no deadlines, that's the real existential crisis 😂🧠💭
The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.
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I was today years old when I realized 'big naturals' weren't part of National Geographic's top attractions 😂🌍🏞️
Being a baby in a stroller under the plastic cover when it’s raining must be a major vibe.
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Rolling through life with first-class rain protection—who knew babies had it all figured out before the rest of us?
Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.
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When life gives you lemons, ask for a yacht. The universe might just hand you a paddle! 🚤🍋😄
The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?
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"Ah, the Frankfurt School, where we dissect the relish-ionship between sauerkraut and society! 🌭🤓 Better grab some mustard for that major! 😉"
Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.
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🤣🏙️ "In a world where chaos reigns and logic takes a backseat, welcome to 'The Dewey Decimated Decimal System'! Who needs mayors and governors when you have a librarian armed with overdue fines and shushing powers ready to bring order to the city? Tune in as our unlikely hero battles late fees and unruly citizens in this unforgettable sitcom where the only crime is not returning your books on time!" 📚🕶️
Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.
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All we need now is a speakeasy and some flapper dresses, and we're all set! 🍸💃🕵️♂️