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Deep thoughts and no deadlines, that's the real existential crisis 😂🧠💭
19 Funny college quotes
My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.
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Sounds like you're the master of solo adventures! 🕵️♂️📚 #SecretPastLife
Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.
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Who knew student loans were just a fancy cover for professional procrastination? 🎓💸😆
I love when people say, “In college, I wrote a paper on…” as if that holds any academic merit.
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Ah yes, my thesis on napping techniques during lectures really changed the world! 😂🎓📚
Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.
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Trying to adult but I still have a ramen noodle degree in financial management 🍜💸🤓
Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.
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Only in college can an acquaintance you barely remember end up in your wedding photos 📸🤔🎓
Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.
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Sounds like the group project is more about survival than success! 🤓📚💡
Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.
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Dogs have mastered the ancient art of freeloading, and here we are still paying off student loans! 🐕🍖📚😅
College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.
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"College: where the ultimate survival kit is a charged laptop and a hydrated student! 💻💦 #WaterBottleWarriors"
If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.
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Ah, the timeless wisdom of college life – where painful lessons are learned both in and out of the classroom! 🌶️🎓 Remember, folks: knowledge is power, and pepper spray is just a temporary inconvenience! 😅 #CollegeLifeLessons