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  • I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?
  • have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.
  • I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.
  • I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.
  • “I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.
  • If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.