76 funny guys quotes - Wordgag

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

May 30, 2026

Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

May 30, 2026

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

May 30, 2026

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

May 30, 2026

Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”

May 29, 2026

One thing I expect that we will learn from the vibe coding era is that most ‘idea guys’ don’t actually have very good ideas.

May 29, 2026

Being depressed is so embarrassing. It’s like, look at me, guys. I have nothing positive to say, and I make everything miserable.

May 29, 2026

Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

May 29, 2026

Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys are gonna get eaten by monsters.

May 29, 2026

Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

May 29, 2026

You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.

May 29, 2026

Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

May 29, 2026

(pausing the TV and turning to my kids) Now I want to talk to you guys for a second about what Bart just told that man to do.

May 29, 2026

I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

May 29, 2026

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

May 28, 2026

Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

May 28, 2026

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

May 28, 2026

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

May 28, 2026

Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

May 28, 2026

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

May 28, 2026

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

May 28, 2026

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

May 28, 2026

Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

May 28, 2026

Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

May 28, 2026

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

May 28, 2026

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

May 27, 2026

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

May 27, 2026

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

May 27, 2026

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

May 27, 2026

Cool times create cool guys.

May 27, 2026

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

May 27, 2026

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

May 27, 2026

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

May 27, 2026

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

May 27, 2026

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

May 26, 2026

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

May 26, 2026

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

May 26, 2026

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

May 26, 2026

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

May 26, 2026

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

May 25, 2026