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  • Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?
  • Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?
  • The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”
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  • Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?
  • Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.