The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got. Posted on12 hours ago12 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation. Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows? I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.
