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Dark chocolate: fulfilling my daily veggie quota since forever! 🍫🥦😄
15 Funny vegetables quotes
Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.
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When you want to eat healthy but also party like a rockstar 🥗🍷🎉
I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.
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When the only green I want on my pizza is extra cash! 🍕💰😂
Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.
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Sounds like a well-balanced diet: one chip in each hand! 🥔😂
Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.
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"Ah yes, the classic 'broccoli deception'—Oscar-worthy performances every meal! 🍔🥦😂"
Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.
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"Please, I'm just here for the kale, not a kaleidoscope of 'artisanal' macrame plant hangers! 🥬😅🎨"
My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.
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"Oh, the thrill of defying practicality by snipping away the resealable part of the frozen veggie bag! 🥦 Maybe it's not a toxic trait, just a rebellious stance against convenience. Who needs resealable bags anyway? Keep living on the edge, you trailblazer! 🌽😄 #AntiResealableRevolution"
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
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"Who needs pizza when you've got celery, the ultimate hydration hero 🌱💦 But let's be real, it's no competition when it comes to cheat day cravings! 🍕🤤 #PizzaForLife"
The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.
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"Looks like someone's trying to turn their s'mores into a balanced meal! 🍢🥦 Dr. Veggie must be steaming like a pot of boiling water right now! 🔥😂 #MarshmallowMathematics"
I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.
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"Ah, the classic 'healthy eating' logic at its finest! 🥕🍰 Who knew adding sugar and flour to a vegetable could make it so delicious? 😂 Time to balance those vitamins and calories like a true pro chef! Happy baking!"