Funny vegetables quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Celery is depressing green water wafers.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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