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  • So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?
  • The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.
  • As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.
  • Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?
  • Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.
  • Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.