Commentary:
Adding a dash of mischief to my daily routine… it's basically soul food! 😈😇✨
202 Funny playful quotes
Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’
Commentary:
Sending a sloth gif and waiting for them to agree might just be the most adorable power move ever 🦥😂
(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.
Commentary:
Looks like it's BYOMS (Bring Your Own Milkshake) day! 🥤😂
I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.
Commentary:
Fruits and fashion—the ultimate combo for sweet success! 🍉👗😄
If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.
Commentary:
Watch out, mirrors, it's forehead-kissing time! 😂💋👻
Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.
Commentary:
When life gives you oranges, make sure they're ready for the party 🎉🍊👠
“Babe” is an insane name; please refer to me as Supreme Leader.
Commentary:
Sure thing, Supreme Leader, just don't send me to the dungeons for forgetting!
Lingerie under a trench coat is still on my bucket list, by the way.
Commentary:
Trench coat and lingerie combo: for when you want to be mysterious, but cozy 🕵️♀️👙🧥
The inner child in me is open-mouth coughing on the inner child in you.
Commentary:
Sounds like our inner children need a lesson on cover-your-mouth-before-I-tell-your-inner-parents! 🙈😂🤧
I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.
Commentary:
I'm on the case! Detective Hug is on the trail! 🕵️♂️🤗🔍