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When you've had more 'senior moments' as a kid than your grandparents 😂🧓🎒
13 Funny freak quotes
Being a little freak is my love language.
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Embracing my inner weirdo is how I say "I care" 🦄💖😜
My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.
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Sounds like you’re looking for a unicorn that moonlights as a stand-up comedian 🦄🎤
Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.
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"At least you'll get the last word… and the last laugh! 😂✏️📝 #UltimateControl"
I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.
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"Excel-erating my wild side! 📊😜 #SpreadsheetSavage"
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.
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"Hey, 'weird freak' is just another way of saying 'limited edition'! 🦄🤣 #OneOfAKind"
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?
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"Those who can fall asleep faster than a dropped potato 🥔 have got to be hiding some magical sleep secrets 🧙♂️. Do they skip the overthinking stage and dive straight into dreamland? 🌙 Maybe they're just professional nappers with a PhD in Dozing Off 😴. Sweet dreams or plot twist: they're actually night ninjas 🌌!"
Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.
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"Sorry extraverts, muggles, normies, and werewolves… you didn't make the cut! 🧙🧛♂️🧟♂️ #SelectiveReplying #OnlyTheCoolKidsAllowed"
I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.
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"When the calm and collected Buddhists start losing their cool, you know it's time to panic…or maybe just take a deep breath and meditate 🧘♂️🙏 #KeepCalmAndZenOn"
Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.
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Isn't that the ultimate modern-day parental power move? 💪🏼📹 "Oh hey there kids, just letting you know I'm watching 👀… and so are the neighbors 🏡😂. Behave yourselves or the Ring camera might magically start playing 'The Mysterious Stranger' theme song 🎵💀. Just kidding… maybe. 😏"