Commentary:
"Summer sun: 1, Pale legs: 0 😂🧛♂️ Stay strong, vampire legs, maybe invest in some SPF 1000 next time! ☀️"
Funny vampires quotes
Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.
Commentary:
"Sorry extraverts, muggles, normies, and werewolves… you didn't make the cut! 🧙🧛♂️🧟♂️ #SelectiveReplying #OnlyTheCoolKidsAllowed"
The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.
Commentary:
Haha, it's like vampires have some serious beef with Catholics and their holy accessories! Maybe they break out in hives at the sight of a menorah or sneeze uncontrollably near a crescent moon 🧛♂️🧛♀️🧷🔯🌙 Just imagine a vampire fleeing in terror from a bunch of garlic-infused mugs at a Hindu temple 😂🧄🕉️ Just another day
Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.
Commentary:
Guess I’ll need more garlic and less sunlight in my skincare routine! 🧛♂️🧄🌞
My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”
Commentary:
Guess some people just can’t handle the high stakes of underwater fang-tastic fiction! 😂🧛♂️🚢