Funny wizard quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry extraverts, muggles, normies, and werewolves… you didn't make the cut! 🧙🧛‍♂️🧟‍♂️ #SelectiveReplying #OnlyTheCoolKidsAllowed"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the one with the iconic lightning scar and a knack for getting into magical mischief. You're thinking of the one and only Harry "The Chosen One" Potter! ⚡🧙‍♂️ Don't worry, he's pretty difficult to forget, unless you've been hit by a Forgetfulness Charm!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old mystery of brainless chatter! 🧠💬 Social media: where talking without thinking is a superpower! 🤳😂 #NoBrainNoProblem"

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