If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

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"Meeting someone just like me? That's a recipe for disaster! šŸ¤ŖšŸ¤” Better steer clear or risk a full-blown existential crisis! šŸ˜‚ #DoubleTrouble"

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