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Saving the world one meme at a time 😂🌍💻
177 Funny self quotes
Every day is literally just me distracting myself until the next day.
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Sounds like my plan to procrastinate on procrastination! 🎯😄
Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.
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Sounds like someone needs to update their comedy passport! 😂🤪🤣
Being alone is my favourite way of being.
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Love having solo parties; the guest list is always perfect! 🎉😄🛋️
Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.
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Sounds like Bob Ross had his happy little trees figured out faster than I can find my own zen forest! 🌳🖌️🤔
I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.
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When I look in the mirror and see my evil twin running the show 😂🤷♂️ #AlternateUniverse 🌌
My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.
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Sounds like the perfect time to join the endangered species list with some ice cream and a cozy blanket! 🐢🍦🛋️
My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.
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Trying to convince my alarm clock that I have a promising future as a professional napper 😴⏰😂
I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.
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Sounds like your inner monologue needs a lesson in hospitality! 🧠🤨🍵
“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.
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Being myself has led to a few victories, a few awkward dance moves, and at least one restraining order 😂🤦♂️🕺