I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
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"Who said conquering fears had to be a smooth ride? 🙈 Taking the stairs may be a little extra, but hey, at least it keeps you on your toes! 👟😄 #EscalatorPhobia"

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