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Clever, humorous quote about fearing elevators and choosing to walk instead.

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

Commentary:
"Elevators: the ultimate test of trust fall with a machine 🙈. Who needs an adrenaline rush when you can just take the stairs and sneak in a leg workout? 🚶‍♂️ #StairMaster"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged avoid, elevator, fear, frighten, humor, i, joke, me, pun, steps, take on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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