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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

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I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.