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When you think it's a tooth extraction but it's actually a fashion intervention! 😅🦷👖
46 Funny taking quotes
Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.
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Sounds like a "grate" idea! 🧀😄 Time to Brie yourself!
Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.
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Guess it takes a lot of rest to make those important non-decisions! 😂🛌🏛️
I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.
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Maybe they're just really good at interviews… or maybe they've got a secret handshake I don't know about! 🤔🤷♂️👋
Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.
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Trying to find a job before ChatGPT was like playing musical chairs… except they removed all the chairs! 🎶😅🪑🚁
Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.
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Sounds like being in a relationship is just a series of "I'm sorry for napping" marathons! 😴🏃♂️🌀
My only issue with Ozempic is that some of y’all are taking it before considering the fact that you have a naturally large head.
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Some folks are going for Ozempic without realizing their real weight issue is all in their noggin!
Taking a walk: The most effective debugging tool.
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Step away from the screen and let your feet find the bugs 👣🐛 #WalkItOffDebugging
Taking Adderall to use the calculator app.
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Who knew it took rocket fuel to launch the Calculator app? 🚀🔢😂
My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.
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Is your washing machine available for motivational speeches? I've got some laundry-threatening procrastination issues over here! 🧺😅✨