46 funny taking quotes - Wordgag

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

May 20, 2026

I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

May 20, 2026

Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

May 20, 2026

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

May 19, 2026

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

May 19, 2026

Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

May 19, 2026

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

May 19, 2026

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

May 19, 2026

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

May 18, 2026

Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

May 18, 2026

My only issue with Ozempic is that some of y’all are taking it before considering the fact that you have a naturally large head.

May 18, 2026

Taking a walk: The most effective debugging tool.

Apr 1, 2026

Taking Adderall to use the calculator app.

Apr 1, 2026

My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

Apr 1, 2026

Taking a Hooters waitress on a date to a different Hooters on her night off.

Apr 1, 2026

I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

Apr 1, 2026

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

Apr 1, 2026

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

Apr 1, 2026

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

Mar 31, 2026

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

Mar 31, 2026

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Mar 31, 2026

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

Mar 31, 2026

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Mar 30, 2026

My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

Mar 30, 2026

Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

Mar 30, 2026

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Mar 30, 2026

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

Mar 30, 2026

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Mar 29, 2026

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Mar 29, 2026

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Mar 29, 2026

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Mar 29, 2026

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Mar 29, 2026

Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

Mar 29, 2026

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Mar 29, 2026

White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

Mar 29, 2026

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Mar 29, 2026

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Mar 28, 2026

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Mar 28, 2026

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Mar 28, 2026

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Mar 28, 2026