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I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

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"Having three kids is like playing a high-stakes game of Monopoly – you've already built hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place, so rolling the dice again might just bankrupt you!"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged children, family, fear, humor, joke, kid, kids, parenting, sex on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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