I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Having three kids is like playing a high-stakes game of Monopoly – you've already built hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place, so rolling the dice again might just bankrupt you!" Related funny posts 🤝 Play the long game? You mean Monopoly? You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear. Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly. Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji. My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.