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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.