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  • I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.
  • It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.
  • My bad habits got renewed for another season.
  • The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.
  • I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!
  • How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.