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“Ah, the classic ‘guest room mattress curse’ strikes again! It’s like they’re on their best behavior until you actually have to spend a night on them. 😂💤 #GuestRoomStruggles”
The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.
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