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"Brain: Overworked. Me: On permanent vacation mode! 🏖️🧠"
42 Funny tried quotes
Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.
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Revenge may be sweet, but laughter doesn't come with jail time! 😄🔨
If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.
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Domino's trying to sell pizza in Italy is like bringing sand to the beach 😂🍕🇮🇹
I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”
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Trying to convince kids that crypto isn't just grown-up Monopoly money: mission impossible 🎩🪙🤹♂️
I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.
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When life gives you concerts, turn heartbreak into a rock anthem! 🎸😂💔 In the end, enjoy the music! 🎶🙌
I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.
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Even the devil knows he's got enough paperwork 😂👹📄
You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.
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When your posts are so lit, even Wi-Fi signals start sweating. 🔥📵😂
Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.
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When life hands you lemons, obsess over them ridiculously 🍋🤪
Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.
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Sounds like you need a parting lesson with that Red Sea of trouble 😂🙏🏼💡
Have you tried making guacamole about it?
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Why stress when you can avo-cuddle with some guac! 🥑😂