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Sounds like a great way to test the limits of personal space! 😂📱🤗
27 Funny intimacy quotes
Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.
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Looks like we've got a new definition of "bad mood" and some unexpected foot placement! 🤠🙈✨
I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.
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Sounds like the perfect mix of a book club and a plot twist! 📚😈
The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.
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Putting the sexy in spectacles—watch out, things are about to get blurry! 🤓🔥🚫
The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.
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Two lovebirds eyeing each other like they're deciding who's the appetizer 🍽️👀💋
“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”
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Ghosting: the silent art of disappearing without learning any ninja skills! 🥷👻😂
I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.
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"True love is when morning breath becomes an aphrodisiac! 😘💨🤣"
The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.
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"Finally, a cozy cuddle that doesn't leave you feeling deflated! 😂🎈 #RealDealSnuggles"
You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.
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"Why stop at just cooking breakfast when you can be the breakfast burrito too? 🌬️🌯😅"
What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.
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🤣 "Guess that's why my idea of a romantic dinner is sharing Wi-Fi passwords! 📶❤️ #WeirdoAtHeart"