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Sounds like a great way to test the limits of personal space! 😂📱🤗
61 Funny affection quotes
Does my cat know that kissing her head is a nice thing, or does she think I’m trying to eat her?
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Does my cat think I'm serving love or attempting a snack attack? 😸💕🍽️
Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.
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Haunting level: professional! I'm here… sometimes. 👻💌
My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.
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When your mom becomes a silent fruit ninja, you know her love slices through everything 🍎🍌🥝❤️
No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.
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Ah yes, the classic case of Mistake Stockholm Syndrome! Can't quit those nostalgic mishaps 😂🔄👯♂️
You’ll never see Asian parents kissing, hugging, or in any form of romance, but boom, 5 children.
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When it comes to showing love, Asian parents skip PDA and go straight to population growth! 😂👨👩👧👦
I miss you when I wake up before you.
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Sounds like a classic case of pre-coffee loneliness! ☕😴
If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me.
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Be honest, you’d have me microchipped and spoiled with treats in no time 😸🛋️
Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.
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It's amazing how a goofy voice and a furball can turn anyone into Dr. Doolittle on happy pills! 🐶😄🐱
Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.
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This is too sweet—I might just melt before Christmas! 🎄😁