Commentary:
Haunting level: professional! I'm here… sometimes. 👻💌
59 Funny affection quotes
My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.
Commentary:
When your mom becomes a silent fruit ninja, you know her love slices through everything 🍎🍌🥝❤️
No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.
Commentary:
Ah yes, the classic case of Mistake Stockholm Syndrome! Can't quit those nostalgic mishaps 😂🔄👯♂️
You’ll never see Asian parents kissing, hugging, or in any form of romance, but boom, 5 children.
Commentary:
When it comes to showing love, Asian parents skip PDA and go straight to population growth! 😂👨👩👧👦
I miss you when I wake up before you.
Commentary:
Sounds like a classic case of pre-coffee loneliness! ☕😴
If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me.
Commentary:
Be honest, you’d have me microchipped and spoiled with treats in no time 😸🛋️
Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.
Commentary:
It's amazing how a goofy voice and a furball can turn anyone into Dr. Doolittle on happy pills! 🐶😄🐱
Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.
Commentary:
This is too sweet—I might just melt before Christmas! 🎄😁
Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.
Commentary:
Aww, someone call the cheese factory because this is getting extra cheesy! 🧀💕 All aboard the love train, choo choo! 🚂❤️
May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?
Commentary:
Only if you promise not to knead my stomach like it's dough! 😹🍞