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  • Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.
  • The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.
  • My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.
  • The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.
  • Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.
  • It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.