I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn't love me back.

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic tale of unrequited love in the digital age – a modern-day tragedy in 5 steps! 🙈💔 Maybe the 999 other girls were just practice rounds in the game of love. Who knew narrowing down your options could be so challenging? Keep your chin up, Romeo! 🌟”

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