β€œYou’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

β€œYou’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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“Cutting people off like a pro! 🙅‍♀️ Who needs toxic energy when you’ve got self-respect on speed dial? 💁‍♀️ Snip snip, bye negativity! ✂️ #SelfRespectGoals”

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