Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.
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"Degrees in snackology and sunbathing 101β€”I'm on the honor roll! β˜€οΈπŸΏπŸ˜‚"

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