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Sounds like your career is playing hard to get. Time to send it a "we need to talk" text! 😅📞💼
75 Funny career quotes
I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.
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Wishing you sunny forecasts and sand-free cards! 🌞🔮🏖️
If you are into coding, pivot to hunting and gathering.
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When the bugs get too wild, go back to foraging for the non-digital kind! 🐛🔧🌿
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Guess I'll have to settle for "Weekend Bard" instead! 🎤🗡️📜
Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.
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Trying to build a career in this decade feels like trying to cook a soufflé during an earthquake! 🍳😅🌍
Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.
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So true! You keep throwing your money at it, but all you get is a wave and a smile 🙃📚💸
Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”
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Haha, because who doesn't dream of being a spreadsheet superhero as a kid? 😂📈🦸♂️
Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.
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Digging deep into the job market, one rock at a time! 🪨😅📉
An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.
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Plot twist: We're all secretly majoring in time travel logistics! 🚀⌛️ #FutureProofed
Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.
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They should have offered PhDs in Hide and Seek, I'd be a world champ by now! 🎓🤷♂️😂