My anti-theft device in my car is that itβs manual. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Stick shift: confounding thieves since forever! ππ‘π" Related Funny Quotes π€ Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol. Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device. Now that I have a standing desk, Iβm adding manual labor to my resume. Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor. When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.