Commentary:
Watch out, world, there's a pro in the car seat! 👶🚗😂
22 Funny vehicle quotes
Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!
Commentary:
"Honestly, I think my car is just trying to play freeze tag with me every time I stop at a light 🚦😂 #QuitPlayingGamesWithMyHeart"
All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.
Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.
Commentary:
Sounds like dads view rest stops as a personal vendetta against time and traffic 🚗💨🚫⛽😅
I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.
Commentary:
Oops, my brights turned off but the Cybertruck's spaceship headlights kept me in the spotlight! 🤷♂️✨🛸
My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.
Commentary:
"Stick shift: confounding thieves since forever! 🚗💡😆"
There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.
Commentary:
"Time to upgrade from 4 wheels to 8 legs! 🕷️🚗💸"
Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.
Commentary:
"Brb, taking my car for a 'check-up' — hope it doesn't need any band-aids! 🚗👨⚕️🤣"
Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.
Commentary:
"Who needs a lullaby when you have a car ride? 😴🚗 Sweet dreams guaranteed, destination: Dreamland! 🌙✨ #SleepyHeadInMotion"
I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.
Commentary:
Looks like the passenger seat in a Cybertruck is reserved exclusively for Elon Musk's ego! 🚗👤 #LonelyRide